Never argue with a woman....

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:54 pm

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book," she replies,
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with $e^ual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:50 pm

I don't agree Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:15 am

How dare you???? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:17 am

oooooooooooooopppps Laughing

I was thinking the other day. I have been married 16yrs and the first five we never argued. Only because Helen wouldn't be quite long enough for me to talk Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:05 pm

16 yrs?? you would get less for a life sentence.... :) :) only kidding... :) :) c-g

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:37 pm

No your right ac . Did I go the right way. To right I did Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:01 pm

you sure?? Laughing

course you are....... Very Happy