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activecarper


Carp PB: 27.5lb
Catfish PB: 0

Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 160

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ring - Ring


"Hello ?"








"Hi honey.










This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"








"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."







After a brief pause, Daddy says,



"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."







"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."





Brief Pause.








"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.



Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door

and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."






"Okay Daddy, just a minute."











A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.












"I did it Daddy."







"And what happened honey?"







"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on

and ran around screaming.









Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

and now she isn't moving at all!"











"Oh my God!!!



What about your Uncle Paul?"







"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window

and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water

last week to clean it.





He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."














***Long Pause***



















***Longer Pause***



















***Even Longer Pause***









Then Daddy says,



"Swimming pool"?




"Er . . "



"Is this 486-5731?"





Laughing   Laughing   Laughing   Laughing


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carp-guru


Carp PB: 27lb 120z
Catfish PB: 12lb 3oz
Favourite Venue: Yet to find one

Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 303
Location: UK

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

fantastic Very Happy  Very Happy

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Trish


Carp PB: 63.00
Catfish PB: Never caught one!
Favourite Venue: A lake somewhere in France..

Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 131
Location: Shropshire/Staffs border

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG! LOL  ... and why am I talking in TLAs??

Very Happy  Very Happy  Very Happy

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