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activecarper
Carp PB: 42lb 2oz
Catfish PB: 0
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 204
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:48 am |
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paddy on death row get's the chance either: to be shot, hung, or injected with the aids virus.
He say's " give me that aids stuff"
they inject him and he rolls around the floor laughing......
The warden say's " what's so funny " ??
Paddy say's " I'm wearing an effing condom!
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activecarper
Carp PB: 42lb 2oz
Catfish PB: 0
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 204
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:49 am |
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two honeymooning ducks in a hotel.........
As they are about to make love, the drake say's " we don't have any condoms, I'll call room service "
So he calls and asks for four condoms.
The receptionist replies " okay sir, would you like me to put them on your bill " ??
The drake replies " no, you daft cow, i'll suffocate !! " |
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carp-guru
Carp PB: 29lb 12oz
Catfish PB: 12lb 3oz
Favourite Venue: Yet to find one
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 311
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:17 pm |
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Absoultely fantastic  |
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activecarper
Carp PB: 42lb 2oz
Catfish PB: 0
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 204
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:28 pm |
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glad you liked them c-g, |
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activecarper
Carp PB: 42lb 2oz
Catfish PB: 0
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 204
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:30 pm |
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The top ten reasons God made women
God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
And the No. 1 reason of all . . .
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that." |
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carp-guru
Carp PB: 29lb 12oz
Catfish PB: 12lb 3oz
Favourite Venue: Yet to find one
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 311
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:10 pm |
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| Quote: | God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that."
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What can you say |
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activecarper
Carp PB: 42lb 2oz
Catfish PB: 0
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 204
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:42 pm |
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