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carp-guru
Carp PB: 29lb 12oz
Catfish PB: 12lb 3oz
Favourite Venue: Yet to find one
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 311
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:09 pm |
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A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just making love to the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
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I am no carp angler so it's not a competition.But in saying that awaiting my first 30 |
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activecarper
Carp PB: 42lb 2oz
Catfish PB: 0
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 204
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:14 pm |
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 hillarious c-g.. |
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wishing I was fishing !! |
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Trish
Carp PB: 63.00
Catfish PB: Never caught one!
Favourite Venue: A lake somewhere in France..
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 134
Location: Shropshire/Staffs border
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Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:12 pm |
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Excellent!
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